Caption This! 12-11-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this police clowning.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-10-08

NO: What, this? No, it’s not because you’re drunk. It’s because you’re driving a cavalier. You’ve got to be on something to drive that turd.

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  1. ajc

    December 11, 2008 at 6:26 am

    Negative, the perp is not an ass-clown!  I said he’s dressed as a clown!

  2. chris

    December 11, 2008 at 7:17 am

    You have the right to remain funny.

  3. Anonymous

    December 11, 2008 at 8:33 am

    “This is because I’m black, isn’t it?”

  4. FT

    December 11, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Are you kidding me?  No, I’m not going to reach down and feel it!  What if it’s not a gun or a balloon?

  5. Dr. Rockso

    December 11, 2008 at 10:05 am

    I’m the rock and roll clown baby. And yes officer, I do cocaine!

  6. Melissa

    December 11, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    “Aw, c’mon officer!  I’ve still got a month left in office and plan to go out in style.”

  7. Bitter 2L

    December 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    The night went horribly wrong when Thurmond the Adult Clown was booked at Bill and Nancy’s son’s 3d Birthday party.  Things took a horrible turn, however, when Thurmond lit up an unfiltered Lucky Strike and told the kids his version of the birds, the bees, and the donkey shows in Tijuana.

  8. Anonymous

    December 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    “No Officer! I promise that I am NOT the Joker.  I’m just trying to go home.”

  9. Bitter 2L

    December 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I just realized I abbreviated “third” with the Bluebook 3d…….*hangs head and walks away sullenly*…….

  10. Anonymous

    December 11, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    “What?!?! You abbreviate third as three-R-D?  You will have to step outside of the car sir.  Place your hands on the hood.  Backup is requested. Backup is requested.  I have a deranged 1L clown here that doesn’t know how to use a Bluebook.”

  11. MrNick

    December 11, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    “They all float down here.”

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