Caption This! 12-12-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this book drowning.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-11-08

ajc: Negative, the perp is not an ass-clown! I said he’s dressed as a clown!

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. BL1Y

    December 12, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Uh, I’m going to have to ask you to move your desk. Now, if you could get it to go as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great.  That way, we’ll have some room for more boxes and things we need to put

    in here.

  2. TBone

    December 12, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Am I really still a goddamn lawyer?

  3. Bill Dickey

    December 12, 2008 at 11:19 am

    What do you mean I have to cite-check all of these lawyers?  Get a paralegal to do that!

  4. FSY

    December 12, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    You’re telling me now, ten years later, that I could have looked all of this up online??

  5. relic113

    December 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    If you could brief these by tomorrow morning, that would be great…

  6. Woogs

    December 14, 2008 at 10:36 am

    The first known Oompa Loompa to successfully escape the chocolate factory and make it into Big Law.

  7. Anonymous

    December 14, 2008 at 11:33 am

    I knew I should have gone out and gotten laid.  This is not fun.

  8. Pray for Mojo

    December 14, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Of all the days to soil myself.

  9. MinivanFace

    December 15, 2008 at 1:16 am

    Plotting 2007 ways to killself.

  10. BitterGovernmentSlacker

    December 15, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Yes sir…. only 50 more billable hours and i can afford to buy that shotgun and shoot myself…

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