Caption This! 12-15-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about courtroom meeting of the minds.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced at the end of the week.

Editors’ Pick 12-12-08

FSY: You’re telling me now, ten years later, that I could have looked all of this up online??

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Bill Dugan

    December 15, 2008 at 5:34 am

    Remember, try not to laugh.  This is Aggravated Assault perp charged with playing with his own junk, shitting his pants, and then flinging his crapped out underwear at the arresting officer.

  2. FSY

    December 15, 2008 at 7:45 am

    Lady in front: “Does it look like I want to remember the moment I was sentenced to prison?”

  3. MinivanFace

    December 15, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Judge: “I’d look dynamite sporting the blonde’s hairpiece.”

  4. IDK

    December 15, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Hey ladies, who wants to see my dicta??  Just kidding!  But seriously, has anyone seen my pants?

  5. Ponce DeLeon

    December 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Act natural…act natural…

  6. Sunnyside

    December 16, 2008 at 11:43 am

    At Sunnyside Assisted Living, your loved ones will experience the joy of Dress Up Day.

  7. Anonymous

    December 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    What starts out on 4 legs, then goes ‘round on 2, and finally walks on 3 before it’s through?

  8. D-Fence

    December 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Hi HO! Hi HO! Its off to work we go!

  9. CherieBlossom86

    December 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    We’re so glad you decided to join.  Please read this list of rules and make note of the safety word prior to attending tonight.

  10. MMM

    December 17, 2008 at 9:51 am

    The latest pile of indictments is in for Illinios politicians!

  11. Anonymous

    December 17, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Dear e-bay bidders:  the winning bid gets to wear this robe AND gets to hang out with these two fine ladies

  12. Anonymous

    December 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    I thought there was 1 lady and 2 men.

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