Caption This! 12-2-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this call during a conference.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-1-08

Anonymous:  “So wait, 5 people have to die before I can become President…haha just kidding!”

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  1. Anonymous

    December 2, 2008 at 2:27 am

    What are you calling my husband for?  And since when is it unlawful to settle the case by offering a BJ to the other party?

  2. Anon

    December 2, 2008 at 4:54 am

    Richard, all you have to do is push the “hands free” button and we’ll be able to hear him. Hands free! Just push it!

  3. Anonymous

    December 2, 2008 at 8:26 am

    For the last time, just because you learned to dial outside the office without the aid of your secretary does not mean you get to patent the telephone.

  4. FSY

    December 2, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Why are you calling Pizza Hut?  My notes here say we came to an agreement 15 minutes ago on Papa John’s!

  5. relic113

    December 2, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Why is he calling the pro-bono clinic for free advice every 10 minutes?

  6. TBone

    December 2, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    I don’t care how good he is, it’s totally uncool to be talking to a sex-phone operator on our nickel!

  7. FT

    December 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Who did you just call a bitch?  Hello!!  I’m still in the room!

  8. Mr. BigLaw

    December 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I said, you have to dial 9 to get out!

  9. Between Hangovers

    December 2, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    “…yeah bro, so she keep’s bitching about him being bi-sexual. I’m like WTF?! Twice a week doesn’t seem like that much!!! Ok, ok, ok, they’re starting to look pissed. Lemme call you back!”

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