Caption This! 12-3-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this classroom scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-2-08

Between Hangovers: “…yeah bro, so she keep’s bitching about him being bi-sexual. I’m like WTF?! Twice a week doesn’t seem like that much!!! Ok, ok, ok, they’re starting to look pissed. Lemme call you back!”

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  1. Disillusioned 1L

    December 3, 2008 at 2:48 am

    Damn I hate Dick Wolf!  For the final time people, episodes of Law and Order are neither binding nor persuasive authority.  So no Mr. Powers, you may not cite to Season 9 Episode 12 as an example of transferred intent on your exam next week.

  2. cd

    December 3, 2008 at 6:29 am

    Is it just me or are all lawyers ugly.  I mean look at yourselves!

  3. relic113

    December 3, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Anyone can get into law school these days…Just look at this guy…

  4. Scotious

    December 3, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Okay, it was funny at first, but I would like my toupe back.

  5. TBone

    December 3, 2008 at 10:45 am

    will you PLEASE take a look at the blond in the fifth row.

  6. Phil Ken Sebben

    December 3, 2008 at 11:11 am

    “It doesn’t bother me in the least that I got pushed out of the practice of law and am now talking to a roomful of people surfing the Internet for a living.”

  7. Anonymous

    December 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    “‘Alas, poor Yorick.  I knew him, Horatio.’ …This statement would ordinarily be inadmissible as hearsay, but is there an exception that would allow it in?”

  8. CherieBlossom86

    December 3, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    As noted in the syllabus, failure in the Socratic Method will not only result in irreparable damage to your reputation, but also temporary obstruction of vision and confinement thanks to my web-shooting powers.

  9. yea suckas!!

    December 4, 2008 at 1:49 am

    Remember in the beginning of the semester when I said- “Look to the right and then to the left… one of you will be failing my class?” Well, we have a winner!

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