Caption This! 12-5-08


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom cartoon.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-4-08

TBone: “Sorry, I thought I told you I was married the managing partner.”

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10 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    December 5, 2008 at 5:32 am

    Put your hands back where we can see them; my weenie will provide you with more pleasure than your fingers (or this microphone) could EVER!

  2. FT

    December 5, 2008 at 6:07 am

    Sorry, you can’t open your eyes.  The judge said my lack of fashion sense will create bias.  See?  The judge herself is keeping her eyes closed too.

  3. TBone

    December 5, 2008 at 6:32 am

    I know, I know, I’m just a cartoon, but answer the damn question.

  4. Smurf

    December 5, 2008 at 9:40 am

    “Isn’t it true that you used Pei Mei’s “Five Finger Exploding Heart Technique” to kill Bill?”

  5. FSY

    December 5, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Your honor, now that the witness has fallen asleep, I have nothing further.

  6. Scotious

    December 5, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Now I want everyone to open their eyes, and SHAZAM!  I have your wallet!  Court room magic everybody!

  7. JL78

    December 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Here’s the envelope of money I promised you.  Now, take it and answer the questions like i told you to do last night!  Okay?

  8. me

    December 5, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    answer the question damn it, or I’ll take this eraser and literally wipe that smirk off your face.

  9. Rich

    December 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    “miss spears, you have a phone call.”

  10. Big R

    December 5, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Judge: “Sustained.  Counselor, I know the legal market has been tough lately, but you have to give the witness her wallet back.”

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