Caption This! 12-6-08


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about Santa’s visit to Air Force One.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-5-08

Scotious: “Now I want everyone to open their eyes, and SHAZAM! I have your wallet! Courtroom magic everybody!”

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11 Comments

  1. Peter Peckerlicker

    December 6, 2008 at 5:26 am

    Oy Vey!  Where’s your pilot’s license?  And how long has it been since that friggin’ sled got inspected?  You’re in big trouble, buster, flying around in your red underwear in that unlicensed sled!!!

  2. FSY

    December 6, 2008 at 5:49 am

    “Can I get a lift in one of your planes?  As you can see, my reindeers bolted.”

  3. Jeff

    December 6, 2008 at 6:45 am

    Look… it’s MY sleigh and *I* am the pilot.  I understand that you’re concerned about anyone with a beard and different headwear.  But, you’re not going to have my chestnuts roasting over an open fire because I won’t let you strip-search me prior to boarding.

  4. Alex Hump

    December 6, 2008 at 8:07 am

    I did not say go scratch my balls, I said go ring my BELLS!

  5. TBone

    December 6, 2008 at 8:55 am

    You try flying a goddamn sleigh.

  6. Kellye

    December 6, 2008 at 11:01 am

    I know the visibility was perfect, but you were still on the naughty list.

  7. PepeSilvia

    December 6, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Excuse me sir, but you are only allowed one quart-size zip lock back. The bag is going to have to be checked.

  8. CherieBlossom86

    December 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Listen, I don’t care what agency you work for, its MR. Clause to you.

  9. Alia

    December 6, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Step away from the sleigh!  Santa is under no one’s jurisdiction!

  10. Anonymous

    December 6, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    The President says he only wants one finger, this year.

  11. Tripp

    December 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    “Ociffer, technically, the deer are my sober drivers…”

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