What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about Santa’s visit to Air Force One. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.
Editors’ Pick 12-5-08

Scotious: “Now I want everyone to open their eyes, and SHAZAM! I have your wallet! Courtroom magic everybody!”


{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }
Oy Vey! Where’s your pilot’s license? And how long has it been since that friggin’ sled got inspected? You’re in big trouble, buster, flying around in your red underwear in that unlicensed sled!!!
“Can I get a lift in one of your planes? As you can see, my reindeers bolted.”
Look… it’s MY sleigh and *I* am the pilot. I understand that you’re concerned about anyone with a beard and different headwear. But, you’re not going to have my chestnuts roasting over an open fire because I won’t let you strip-search me prior to boarding.
I did not say go scratch my balls, I said go ring my BELLS!
You try flying a goddamn sleigh.
I know the visibility was perfect, but you were still on the naughty list.
Excuse me sir, but you are only allowed one quart-size zip lock back. The bag is going to have to be checked.
Listen, I don’t care what agency you work for, its MR. Clause to you.
Step away from the sleigh! Santa is under no one’s jurisdiction!
The President says he only wants one finger, this year.
“Ociffer, technically, the deer are my sober drivers…”