Caption This! 12-8-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about bring-your-kitty-to-work day.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-6-08

Jeff: “Look… it’s MY sleigh and *I* am the pilot. I understand that you’re concerned about anyone with a beard and different headwear. But, you’re not going to have my chestnuts roasting over an open fire because I won’t let you strip-search me prior to boarding.”

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  1. Alex Hump

    December 8, 2008 at 4:20 am

    Though I used to get REAL pussy on this desk, I am now resigned to getting it on the Internet.

  2. TBone

    December 8, 2008 at 7:15 am

    Of course I’m good at what I do, if I wasn’t, you think I could get away with having a crazy looking black cat on my desk?

  3. Anonymous

    December 8, 2008 at 7:46 am

    Boss Cat says, “U can has 30 minuts to clean our ur desk.”

  4. Sabrina

    December 8, 2008 at 8:25 am

    I’m sorry Mr. Mistoffelees, but you can’t sue Andrew Lloyd Weber for defamation.

  5. Scotious

    December 8, 2008 at 9:05 am

    Listen, I know we’re representing PETA now, but honestly, do the clients have to sit on my desk?

  6. Stephen Tudor

    December 8, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Here I am playing with a plastic mouse with a wooden pussy on top of the desk.  A few years ago, my woody would be playing in a mousy pussy on top of the desk.

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