Caption This! April 11-17

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this kids’ court.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 18th.

Editors’ Pick (April 4-10):

Evan @ FloCo: “No sir, I am pre-op, so I am technically still a ‘woman.’”

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  1. Anonymous

    April 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    I told you to read her her rights.

  2. drlove

    April 13, 2009 at 5:41 am

    The bailiff failed to take his meds this morning.  Put it away Rusty.

  3. Tbone

    April 13, 2009 at 5:53 am

    what are you, stupid? it’s a guitar, not a night stick.

  4. Schaddenfreude

    April 13, 2009 at 7:14 am

    Here in the Singapore Children’s Court, the presiding judge has offered the young defendant a choice between waterboarding by 6th graders, or caning by a magistrate with down’s syndrome.

  5. Ponce De Leon

    April 14, 2009 at 5:24 am

    Silly Bailiff, Trix are for kids.

  6. Craig

    April 14, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Convicted child molester manages to sneak onto the set of “Kid’s Court” dressed as “Officer Hanrady.” Parents are in an uproar.

  7. Evan

    April 14, 2009 at 6:38 am

    “Sitting on this is what it feels like when you find out you’re a TTTer.”

  8. Snowman

    April 14, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Mock Trial practice at Cooley

  9. Meester Obvious

    April 14, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Bob the mall cop had a vivid dream about being a real bailiff

  10. Senior Associate

    April 15, 2009 at 9:57 am

    “You don’t have jurisdiction here Asshole! This is Kids Court.”

  11. Anonymous

    April 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    dress rehersal for “tweens behind bars”

  12. Bizaaaaar

    April 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Katie reminds the bailiff that her sexting trial needs to wrap up quick because she’s got a spelling test in an hour.

  13. Anonymous

    April 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    These comments bite the big one.  I suggest that there be no “winner” for these comments.

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