Caption This! April 20, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

An anonymous submitter captured last week’s Caption This! contest with “When life gives you lemons, hire a lawyer to bury them out back.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  1. 2007 JD

    April 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Young Dewey got his wish when all of fis friends disappeared.

  2. Akiva Miller

    April 22, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Oh Boy! Another bevioral science and law experiment to explore ways of dividing up the social-welfare pie!

  3. Guano Dubango

    April 22, 2012 at 11:54 am

    It is very cute when the ladies look so longingly at these candles.

  4. sean duesler

    April 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    It looks fancy, but what else does it do? I don’t see a plug!

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