What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this teaching an old dog a new trick. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 25th.
Editors’ Pick (April 18-24):
Andrew: “Counsel, your oral argument is very effective.”
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“Lissen up, bitches, the old man left everything to Mona De Lafitte and there ain’t shizz you can do about it!”
And when you sign here, you will have title to the trailer, the 1974 AMC Gremlin, a slightly used penis pump, the Detroit Lions, and the URL http://www.bitterlawyer.com.
Don’t pretend to be looking at the papers, you are staring at my bazzongas, and I don’t like it!
Don’t flatter yourself, I was looking at your grandmother
I worked hard in law school; why? To look down the blouses of these hags? NOT!!!!!!
“What really need to be concerned about is the Rule Against Perpetuities. The unborn widow scenario applies to gay couples as well.”
Wells Fargo’s new in-house counsel
See right here, you really are dead.
After Janice decided to elbow Jerry in the cubes for not forcing Ethel to sign her will, leaving out all 13 of Janice’s siblings, there really was no going back…
The fascinating practice of dangling participle law sometimes requires stimulating debate with your clients.
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(But I think Butch Roberts’ is better!)
“Yes, it is stipulated here in the prenuptial that in said event of losing teeth, the mandatory 3 blowjobs a week, does infact become a requirement of 3 ‘gummers’”
Yale’s admission process heats up