Caption This! April 25-May 1

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this teaching an old dog a new trick.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 25th.

Editors’ Pick (April 18-24):

Andrew: “Counsel, your oral argument is very effective.”

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. law drone

    April 25, 2009 at 7:14 am

    “Lissen up, bitches, the old man left everything to Mona De Lafitte and there ain’t shizz you can do about it!”

  2. Butch Roberts

    April 25, 2009 at 7:49 am

    And when you sign here, you will have title to the trailer, the 1974 AMC Gremlin, a slightly used penis pump, the Detroit Lions, and the URL

  3. Bill Dugan

    April 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Don’t pretend to be looking at the papers, you are staring at my bazzongas, and I don’t like it!

  4. Snowman

    April 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Don’t flatter yourself, I was looking at your grandmother

  5. Anonymous

    April 26, 2009 at 3:26 am

    I worked hard in law school; why?  To look down the blouses of these hags?  NOT!!!!!!

  6. Mike

    April 26, 2009 at 7:17 am

    “What really need to be concerned about is the Rule Against Perpetuities.  The unborn widow scenario applies to gay couples as well.”

  7. Craig

    April 26, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Wells Fargo’s new in-house counsel

  8. Butch Roberts

    April 27, 2009 at 3:47 am

    See right here, you really are dead.

  9. Bitter 2L

    April 27, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    After Janice decided to elbow Jerry in the cubes for not forcing Ethel to sign her will, leaving out all 13 of Janice’s siblings, there really was no going back…

  10. OK, my lame attempt

    April 28, 2009 at 9:44 am

    The fascinating practice of dangling participle law sometimes requires stimulating debate with your clients.


    (But I think Butch Roberts’ is better!)

  11. TrainingBitter

    April 29, 2009 at 6:27 am

    “Yes, it is stipulated here in the prenuptial that in said event of losing teeth, the mandatory 3 blowjobs a week, does infact become a requirement of 3 ‘gummers’”

  12. FoSho

    April 29, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Yale’s admission process heats up

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