What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this stunned defendant. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 11th.
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FoSho: “Sexting livens up Congress this week.”
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No way Jose! I ain’t sucking his d!ck!
Can I borrow your glasses? He wants me to do the naughty teacher bit again during recess.
No, Your Honor, I’m still representing straight people.
You are the Law Firm 10? What kind of law school did YOU go to? (Ed. Note: Either one of these two are at least as attractive as the LF 10 that posts on this website).
Maybe picking my lawyer based on Alma Federer’s radical notions of female supremacism was not such a good idea.
It would really be helpful if you didn’t look exactly like a serial killer … (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40202000/jpg/_40202768_wuornos203.jpg)
Look what happens when I pick a lawyer from Craigslist!
Do you think periwinkle is a good color on me?
Look at me … of course I was sexually harassed!
(***Lawyer looking down thinking, this woman is delusional***)
Well, she COULD have been sexually harassed by an ape!
“No sir, I am pre-op, so I am technically still a ‘woman’”
OMG, did my Lawyer just fart??
Bitch, you didn’t say nothin’ bout no death penalty!
Senior Associate just shut the competition down. You win!
“Uh, bitch, someone just popped a fart bubble and your nonchalant look is not fooling me! This is not a case of she who dealt it, smelt it.”
After the judge refused to allow a bathroom break, the client pleaded with her attorney to object.
A bible!? I am definitely not putting my hand on that.
Tell that hornyJudge that I’ll bang him in exchange for probation.
Baby Ruth?
After a moment of sheer horror, Helen realizes that even though she may have just “gambled and lost” on passing gas, that will still not be the most disgusting thing about her.
Doesn’y everyone have sex with their dog?
That was the dumbest comment on here, why did that stupid “I’m pre-op” win?