Caption This! Aug. 29-Sept. 4

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these orange jumpers.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 5th.

Editors’ Pick (August 22-28):

ajc: “Do you really think he was sexually harassing you when he asked about your pussy?”

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  1. Doug

    August 29, 2009 at 8:27 am

    I don’t care what the judge says. I ain’t doing no conjugal visits with her. THAT’S FINAL!

  2. Anon

    August 29, 2009 at 9:00 am

    I ain’t ever seen her before!

  3. Guano Dubango

    August 29, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Remember, keep your hands at all times in front of your genetals.  It is the only way the judge will think you are a wirgin.

  4. Anonymous

    August 29, 2009 at 9:59 am

    What’s your cell number?

  5. Anonymous

    August 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Lawyer: Don’t look now, but that guy is totally checking you out.

  6. Butch Roberts

    August 30, 2009 at 8:36 am

    I’m going to tell the jury that those weren’t your children–they’ll think the only thing you two could produce are muppets!

  7. Magic Circle Jerk

    August 31, 2009 at 5:56 am

    The judge has decided to issue a permanent restraining order; forever banning all physical contact between you two “for the good of human race.”

  8. drlove

    August 31, 2009 at 7:27 am

    That’s a lovely top, where did you get it?

  9. Craig

    September 1, 2009 at 7:08 am

    What did I tell you about wearing pants to court?  You can’t compete with that lady cop no matter what you do.

  10. jojoefette

    September 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Texas Mormon Polygamist trial…they is ugly even without their homemade dresses on.  Female Cop “i wonder if I can get in on that action.”

  11. Ponce De Leon

    September 4, 2009 at 5:46 am

    Female police officer: If that whale even flinches I’m zapping her.

  12. Pork Chop Jr.

    September 4, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    The goods news is that both of you have been selected as models for Project Runway – Death Row Competition

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