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Caption This! August 1-7

by Bitter Staff on August 1, 2009 in Comics

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this late-night conference.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 8th.

Editors’ Pick (July 25-31):



Toka: “This week contestants face off to see who represents Flavor Flav’s heart AND his estate…. in VH1’s newest reality show, ‘Flavor of Lawve.’”

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous August 1, 2009 at 6:29 am

Apparently the “Slackers start the bar July 28th, Gunners on August 28th” ruse worked.

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Anon August 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm

This sucks it’s 3am so how does that one dude have that much energy?

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Guano August 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm

I don’t care if you have nice breasts.  I don’t have a job for you.

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BL1Y August 2, 2009 at 6:56 am

The secret to law school study groups: F- the brains out of another student and let the nerds do all the outlining during your post-coital nap.

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Jennifer August 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm

The tales of sleeping with other Law Review members were, at best, misleading.

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Gigi August 4, 2009 at 11:28 am

And you thought they didn’t read the stimulus bill…

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Magic Circle Jerk August 4, 2009 at 11:41 am

Hey I was there, I billed for it.  End of story.

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rex August 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm

No matter how long it takes I will come up with this week’s caption

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Alma Federer August 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Why is this site promoting loose morals by women?  We work hard and you should not focus on our breasts.

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Sebastian A. August 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm

10 years ago in my dorm LAN parties were a lot more fun. And we had pizza!

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xert August 7, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Made it to Chapter 5 of Half-Life 2 and its all billable.

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b August 7, 2009 at 5:15 pm

And yet the client’s bill reflects a twenty hour day from all four associates.

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w August 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Proof that God did not create all billable hours equally.

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