Caption This! August 1-7

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this late-night conference.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 8th.

Editors’ Pick (July 25-31):

Toka: “This week contestants face off to see who represents Flavor Flav’s heart AND his estate…. in VH1’s newest reality show, ‘Flavor of Lawve.’”

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  1. Anonymous

    August 1, 2009 at 6:29 am

    Apparently the “Slackers start the bar July 28th, Gunners on August 28th” ruse worked.

  2. Anon

    August 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    This sucks it’s 3am so how does that one dude have that much energy?

  3. Guano

    August 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I don’t care if you have nice breasts.  I don’t have a job for you.

  4. BL1Y

    August 2, 2009 at 6:56 am

    The secret to law school study groups: F- the brains out of another student and let the nerds do all the outlining during your post-coital nap.

  5. Jennifer

    August 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    The tales of sleeping with other Law Review members were, at best, misleading.

  6. Gigi

    August 4, 2009 at 11:28 am

    And you thought they didn’t read the stimulus bill…

  7. Magic Circle Jerk

    August 4, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Hey I was there, I billed for it.  End of story.

  8. rex

    August 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    No matter how long it takes I will come up with this week’s caption

  9. Alma Federer

    August 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Why is this site promoting loose morals by women?  We work hard and you should not focus on our breasts.

  10. Sebastian A.

    August 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    10 years ago in my dorm LAN parties were a lot more fun. And we had pizza!

  11. xert

    August 7, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Made it to Chapter 5 of Half-Life 2 and its all billable.

  12. b

    August 7, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    And yet the client’s bill reflects a twenty hour day from all four associates.

  13. w

    August 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Proof that God did not create all billable hours equally.

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