Caption This! August 15-21

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this BigLaw solo.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 23nd.

Editors’ Pick (August 8-14):

AJ: “This car is going to hit him, and we get 1/3 of the damages award!”

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  1. Guano Dubango

    August 15, 2009 at 6:11 am

    Diversity? Is that all a Chinese Elvis impersonator law student can do for our firm?  NFW, man!  Get Guano back here.

  2. ajc

    August 15, 2009 at 7:53 am

    I’ve been accuuuuuuused of love in the first degree….

  3. Craig

    August 17, 2009 at 7:24 am

    This is not what I meant when I agreed to alternative dispute resolution.

  4. Tom

    August 18, 2009 at 6:59 am

    On Campus Interviewing Tip #10: Nobody Cares that you beat Guitar Hero on Expert in a week.  Seriously.

  5. Josh

    August 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Instead of dictating, I am going to slow jam this brief.

  6. Steven

    August 18, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Sing with me, sing for the year

    Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears

    Sing with me, if it’s just for today

    Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

    Dream On Dream On Dream On

    Dream until your dreams come true

    Dream On Dream On Dream On

    Dream until your dream comes through

    Dream On Dream On Dream On

    Dream On Dream On

    Dream On Dream On—


  7. Pecker

    August 21, 2009 at 3:41 am

    This guy sure knows how to stroke his instrument.  I suggest we hire him to work with the Corporate group.

  8. meanmrmustard

    August 21, 2009 at 11:09 am

    After the first power chord, the partners realized that the musical 360 degree self evaluation was a horrendous mistake.

  9. anon

    September 5, 2009 at 2:32 am

    Look at this guy, begging us to stick it in his ass. Like we’d do that for less than $400/hour.

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