Caption This! (August 17, 2012)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this lovely clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Brad submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Yep, if you hire one of our graduates, we can DEFINITELY spin this as full time legal employment.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Clip art courtesy of

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  1. Guillaume

    August 17, 2012 at 9:50 am

    No counsel, I don’t want my client to take the stand… Yeah, something to do with his outfit.

  2. Sara

    August 17, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Co-defendants?! I don’t care what he confessed! My client’s never met the man!

  3. Sweetpea

    August 18, 2012 at 12:26 am

    I’d be happy to take you on. I enjoy playing the Devil’s advocate.

    • Jerri

      August 18, 2012 at 6:38 am

      This one is cute!

  4. Allen

    August 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I’ve just been informed that even Hell has no place for the class of 2012. How do we spin this to the matriculating students?

  5. Marjorie

    August 21, 2012 at 2:12 am

    Tom, I have to call you back. My star witness just walked in.

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