Caption This! August 22-28

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this cat lady.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 23nd.

Editors’ Pick (August 15-21):

Josh: “Instead of dictating, I am going to slow jam this brief.”

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  1. ajc

    August 22, 2009 at 5:45 am

    Do you really think he was sexually harassing you when he asked about your pussy?

  2. Dana

    August 22, 2009 at 8:19 am

    He should feel like a loser! What’s wrong with the fact that I dress in a cat theme at work and it’s not Halloween?

  3. Anonymous

    August 22, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Whad did I say?  You’ve got a pussy sticking its head in a bag!  No way did I say I wanted to bag that pussy!

  4. BL1Y

    August 23, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    “She says people tell her she looks like Charlize Theron from behind but I dunno…I just don’t see it.”

  5. w

    August 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    res ipsa loquitor.

  6. Craig

    August 26, 2009 at 7:33 am

    How was I supposed to know that the escort service would take me literally when I asked for a “real animal in the sack?”

  7. Justme

    August 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    How was I suppose to know we picked up Whiskers as a new client?

  8. Craig

    August 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    (Vulgar caption warning!!!) – – How was I supposed to know that the escort service would take me literally when I asked for “black pussy.”

  9. Ponce De Leon

    August 28, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Look I don’t think you’ll find any lawyer who will go forward with the Great Pumpkin defense.

  10. Sockless Wonder

    August 28, 2009 at 5:23 am

    Hey I’m really sorry your deposition was scheduled on Halloween.  There’s nothing I can do about it.

  11. felix

    August 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    What?!?  I asked if you had hair balls caught in your throat when you coughed, not hairy balls.

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