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Winning Blast from the Past
Though it’s been a while, we haven’t forgotten to honor the winner of the last Caption This! contest. Congrats to former Bitter Lawyer contributor BL1Y. The image and his winning caption appear at left.




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Men in Black: Protecting the Earth from the Scum of the Universe
This year’s contestants for the 10th Annual 5k “Ambulance Chase” line up at the starting line!
Thanks to PETA, the annual Christmas parade just wasn’t the same after Santa replaced his eight tiny reindeer with eight tiny lawyers.
Best prank ever! I love watching the first year associates squirm when we ask why they didn’t comply with firm dress code.
Lawyers in Parade – They Bill at 2.2-Meter Increment
They must all be thinking to themselfes that:
“Mabye if I dress conservatively enough, I will be viewed as inteligent in the legal community.”
Sunglasses, $15. Black shoes, $99. Dark suit, $155. An entire street full of calculating lawyers, priceless.
So this is what happens when you don’t allow Shriners in the parade…
Flashmob. Music starts in 5…4….3…2..1
And pulling up in this year’s Macy’s Day parade we have Crusty Counselor cartoons. They look so real and are huge!
Okay, okay, they’re not the Radio City Rockettes, but it’s the best the ABA could come up with.
When the Auburn Bugle Corps becomes lawyers.
“What do you mean its BLUE tie day?”
Lawyer flash mobs aren’t nearly as exciting as the traditional flash mobs.
Anticipating a shortage of able-bodied minions, following a recent wave of rioting by law students against the US News – Law School Complex, several leading firms are in the early stages of planning, in collaboration with Sony, to replace a percentage of new associates with the Certified Associate Robotic Professional, shown here.
This first batch of CARPs is being evaluated for its capacity to shirk public interest, maintain composure in the face of adversity, and appear both firm and professional in courtroom attire. Developers note that several units were modeled after current members of the United States Supreme Court.
Attention, folks, just a reminder that, before we get the ABA Law Day parade started, you need to review the disclaimer we distributed earlier and sign and date it on page six.
Worst Lady Gaga routine ever!
Everyone is wondering how long Larry can suppress that fart.
Whichever guy farted, lift his left leg please!
If we stand perfectly still, maybe they won’t question our outrageous billable hours.