Caption This! August 8-14

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this early morning of fun.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 15th.

Editors’ Pick (August 1-7):

w: “Proof that God did not create all billable hours equally.”

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Craig

    August 8, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Just another night out for Mathew “Unethical & Amoral” Richardson.

  2. AJ

    August 8, 2009 at 9:49 am

    This car is going to hit him, and we get 1/3 of the damages award!

  3. Guano

    August 8, 2009 at 10:15 am

    We’re looking at 3-5 years here, as the DA should come down hard on these 2 guys, who don’t even realize they cornholed a decoy from the DA’s office.

  4. Mr. X

    August 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    glad we didn’t get laid off.

  5. DannyD

    August 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Finally got rid of our third wheel dude.

  6. Elmo

    August 9, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Now I understand why my girlfriend does not like it when I go “back door” with her.

  7. w

    August 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Now that’s what I call alternative dispute resolution.

  8. Magic Circle Jerk

    August 10, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    -Do you think those kneepads will help, even a little?
    – Not with that car coming!

  9. toro

    August 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Drunk summers always fall for the bull fighting ruse. Olé!

  10. meh

    August 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Man I’m glad that summer said he would “do anything for an offer.” Should we at least tell him about the car?

  11. Ponce De Leon

    August 12, 2009 at 4:51 am

    The client bent over BEFORE we sent him his first bill.

  12. Beelzelawyer

    August 14, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Res ipsa loquitur strikes again

  13. C Everett Coupe De Ville

    August 14, 2009 at 7:55 am

    For these lawyers, the new ABA lawyer liver standards couldn’t come sooner

  14. Butch Roberts

    August 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    First Guy:  You best not be filin’ no sanctions on me again, bitch!  Rule 11, my nuts mother-f—–!
    Second Guy:  Yeah bitch, and Choate sucks, mother-f—–!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>