Caption This! (December 28, 2012)

sharksWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

work incentive WINNERJace McColley submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook with:

“As part of our new motivational policy we have hired Rocko to assist and guide new associates with achieving billable hours.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of

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  1. Paul H. Burton

    December 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Jim, I told you we didn’t have room for your relatives.

  2. Hank

    December 28, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Those sharks won’t attack us law students. Not because we are smelly and slimy and in need of a bath, but purely because of professional curtesy.

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