Caption This! December 30, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Comrade Misfit submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

If I had a decent knife, I could so stab that bastard in the neck.

This week’s photo source: Shutterstock

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  1. Guano Dubango

    December 30, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    People tell me I look like Mark Sanchez, but if that were the case, I’d be knee deep into pus***y, not pendaflex!

  2. marsh

    January 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    So this is what they meant by Boxing Day !

  3. docreview allstar

    January 2, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Hi, Peter…… We need to talk about your TPS reports.

  4. Lyleslaw

    January 3, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Step one… you put your junk in the box….

  5. Magic Circle Jerk

    January 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    My redweld is bigger than yours #biglawcompensating

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