Caption This! (December 7, 2012)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Cartoon image of woman riding bike and man and boy wavingRobert Bailey submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook with:

“Smile and wave, Billy. We don’t own this property, so we have no duty to warn Ms. Johnson that the bridge is out.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of

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  1. KrazyKid

    December 8, 2012 at 9:18 am

    “Congrats Jones, you’re finally a partner!”

    • Eurotrash

      December 10, 2012 at 9:06 am

      SO true!

  2. Hank

    December 8, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    This guy smells rank! He reminds me of my wife!

  3. Alex

    December 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    It didn’t take long for Jackson to learn the full extent of Rule 11.

  4. GregM

    December 10, 2012 at 12:14 am

    That’s what you get for telling the students their tuition is increasing at the same time they’re realizing the value of their degree is decreasing!

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