Caption This! Week of February 1, 2009

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about swearing in of the King.  And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 7th.

Editors’ Pick (Jan. 24-30):

Non-racist attempt at humor: “I chose this model because it doesn’t have that geeky-flashing-blue light.”

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13 Comments

  1. BL1Y

    January 31, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Alma Federer delivers the verdict.

  2. winners

    January 31, 2009 at 8:05 am

    who picks the winner every week? you always pick the worst ones!

  3. DUDE

    January 31, 2009 at 8:44 am

    The King was present to deliver OJ’s verdict in Nevada.

  4. Alma Federer

    January 31, 2009 at 9:17 am

    with BL1Y’s girlfriend sitting next to “her”.  And to think you would want to bone her over me?

  5. Anonymous

    January 31, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Yea, they pick the sucky ones that are not controversial.  What a bunch of wusses!  Almost as bad as being politically correct!  If you put up a silly picture of a schvartzer, don’t be afraid to call him a schvartzer.  Otherwise don’t put up pictures of people who aren’t just lily white bread.

  6. future_bitter

    January 31, 2009 at 11:02 am

    We the members of the jury find the defendant as guilty as a hound dog.  Thankyouverymuch.

  7. Sabrina

    January 31, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    When what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas…

  8. TBone

    February 1, 2009 at 7:43 am

    What do you mean this ain’t a Law & Order audition?

  9. BitterDeez

    February 1, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    When voir dire goes wrong.

  10. Craig

    February 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    My top three captions from last week (not including my own):
    3)BBG – - “Secrets the cell phone companies don’t want you to know, for three easy payments of 14.95.”
    2) chad_broski – - “Wait till you see his ‘laptop’.”
    1)Rick – - “Blacktooth”
    honorable mention – - jackafrass – - “we know you’re embarrassed about your inability to grow sideburns, larry, but this is getting ridiculous.”

  11. Craig

    February 3, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Your honor, I don’t appreciate all the Elvis jokes. I am clearly going for Andrew Dice Clay!!!

  12. FSY

    February 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    May it please the court, I will now sing “Blue Suede Shoes.”

  13. chad_broski

    February 6, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Your honor, can you please instruct this little lady next to me to stop staring at my buttocks? It’s distracting.

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