Caption This! Feb. 14-20

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this motley crew.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 14th.

Editors’ Pick (Feb. 7-13):

Craig: “Thank god this judge is as clueless as the editor at Bitter Lawyer picking the caption winners, or else I would be going to jail for life.”

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Kirill

    February 14, 2009 at 1:32 am

    downsizing in the entertainment industry

  2. Bill Dugan

    February 14, 2009 at 4:35 am


  3. Anonymous

    February 14, 2009 at 4:43 am

    We hereby affirm the judgment of the Court of Appeals, sentencing you to a Valentine’s Day term of 2 hours, in the stench trench, with no possibility of parole.

  4. Butch Roberts

    February 14, 2009 at 8:41 am

    We hold that reasonable persons living at the time the United States Constitution and its Amendments were drafted and ratified had no intent that the United States Constitution and its Amendments would apply to individuals and individual liberties.  s// J. SCALIA.  CJ ROBERTS, J. THOMAS, J. ALITO, and J. KENNEDY CONCUR.

  5. so

    February 14, 2009 at 10:15 am

    butch roberts, that was lame

  6. AJ FSU Law

    February 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Timeline:  The life of an associate.

    -And you think you age as President of the United States?!?

  7. BL1Y

    February 14, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    1L orientation becomes awkward as 9 students realize they are both the least attractive men and the most attractive women.

  8. Bitter Hoya

    February 14, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    “Amid much controversy, the president packed the Court with Monster Party loyalists.”

  9. Craig

    February 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Troubled political cartoonist hauled off to Creedmoor Psychiatric Center shortly after girlfriend discovered his latest illustration.

  10. Ben

    February 14, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    the real face of corporate law

  11. Sallie Mae

    February 16, 2009 at 5:42 am

    We are the worst looking women?  What about you men?  You guys are hardly George Clooney’s!

  12. TBone

    February 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    You sure that’s what the client meant when he said “Eat those bastards for breakfast?”

  13. Anonymous

    February 16, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    another satisfying, er . . . satisfied client

  14. law drone

    February 17, 2009 at 8:40 am

    In a rare show of unanimity, the Supreme Court ruled today that trial by combat is allowed under the United States Constitution.  During the summer recess, the Court will be embarking on a national tour under the auspices of the WWF.

  15. ForthePlaintiff

    February 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Counsel for Wyeth and Pfizer congratulate each other on a sucessful merger.

  16. FoSho

    February 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Maybe the best interview panel I met so far…

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