Caption This! Feb. 21-27

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this funny face.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 14th.

Editors’ Pick (Feb. 14-20):

ForthePlaintiff: “Counsel for Wyeth and Pfizer congratulate each other on a successful merger.”

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  1. Gene

    February 21, 2009 at 4:17 am

    Molly caught Bob taking a headhunter call in the firm library.

  2. Craig

    February 21, 2009 at 5:29 am

    And you thought being a lawyer was making YOU go crazy!!!

  3. ajc

    February 21, 2009 at 7:09 am

    Following the airport bathroom fiasco, former Sen. Craig assumes a new identity and seeks reelection…

  4. BL1Y

    February 21, 2009 at 7:49 am

    “Hello, Bob Robbins here.”

  5. Entry #2

    February 21, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Big Law Secretary (on left): “What do I have to do to get noticed at this place?”
    …  Big Law Senior Associate (on right): “What do I have to do to get this secretary to stop bothering me?”

  6. Anonymous

    February 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    BL1Y trying to look inconspicuous on the phone after boning the paralegal on the left the nite before.

  7. what?

    February 21, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Seriously, who picks these captions?  last weeks was worse than the weeks before. 


  8. Anonymous

    February 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Groucho Marx and his scrotal sister.

  9. Anonymous

    February 23, 2009 at 10:06 am

    No, I’m not wearing a disguise. Why do you ask?

  10. drlove

    February 23, 2009 at 10:29 am

    It’s like a strap on.

  11. D-Fence

    February 24, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Hello? Bitter Lawyer?  Have I got an column for you!

  12. Shark Food

    February 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Whaddya mean we don’t take our practice seriously? 
    Why do you say that?

  13. BL2Y

    February 25, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Woman:  I can personally attest and certify that his strap on nose is capable of inducing multiple orgasms.  Why do you think I am smiling?

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