What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 14th.
Editors’ Pick (Feb. 1-7):
BL1Y: “Alma Federer delivers the verdict.”
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And just like that I was appointed judge… But enough about me. Why are you here again?
4th Amendment?!? You better not be making this up, counselor, or I will have your ass! Is that Old Testament or New Testament? We only do King James in this courtroom–none of that papist hogwash!
I like both of the above comments a lot.
That’s all folks!
I warned you not to fly your private jet to the Bailout hearings!
I don’t care if his hands are cuffed behind his back. He’s not allowed to walk around with his zipper open tantalizing the lady jurors!
Thank god this judge is as clueless as the editor at Bitter Lawyer picking the caption winners, or else I would be going to jail for life.
Finally the bitter lawyer editor got one right! Alma is a troll of epic proportions. This is exactly what I expected in my head. Alma is a bald-as-a-mug dude!!!
You boys are retarded. You will NEVER get it, will you? Well one thing is for sure; you will never get any women to respect you, so be prepared to hold your own weenies forever.
Don’t look at me. I didn’t fart. He who smelt it, dealt it.
Don’t look at me! I didn’t fart. Remember, Judges’ shit don’t stink, so it can’t be me!
What do you mean Erik Estrada is leaving for Chips?!?!
Billy! It’s me! Do you remember? We used to do pot . . . tery together!
Man, Michael Phelps has really let himself go since the Olympics.
You’re Brazilian? Tell me, do I do a good Christ the Redeemer or what?!
I don’t get how Alma’s caption even relates to the picture. And hey Fake BL1Y! Whatup dawg?
Judge: You want a piece of me? Come on a$$hole, I’ll bitch-slap your ass all the way to your cage!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join in holy matrimony…
I don’t care if they painted your neck red, you don’t have a claim of racial profiling.
Now, in accordance with State Judical’s new sentancing guidelines, I am required to administer a hug to you.
Why don’t you come over here and speak into the mic?
Vic Mackey v. the people: the musical.
No. I don’t care how big it is- your client can’t wear a condom on his head to court.
Will someone please zip this guy’s fly up?
By entering this guilty plea, you understand that you will be remanded to the state penitentiary where you will serve hard time. When I say ahrd time, imagine your cell mate, you get my meaning?
i now pronounce you man and man. That concludes the first inmate prison-guard marriage.