Caption This! February 10, 2012

What in the Bitter Retro Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

In a hard choice among some great entries, MPrince submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

“Watch as the prosecutor will now take apart the witness.”

(This week’s image source: Shutterstock Clip Art Images)

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  1. Guano Dubango

    February 11, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    I love to eat, but I cannot look at this woman without thinking of her doing something shameful to me.

  2. Penny Leonard

    April 14, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Son: But my professor said I’ll get bupkis from your will because of the rule against perpetuities!

    Mom: Of course, honey. We were hoping it’d be a few years before you realized it, but your sister is our favorite.

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