Caption This! February 17, 2012

What in the Bitter Retro Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Peter Kelly submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Yes, Timmy, Daddy even kept your conception within a 6-minute billing block.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Guano Dubango

    February 17, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Because I am blond, men think I have nicer boobies than you.

  2. Robenson D. Avenida

    February 18, 2012 at 4:26 am

    “That sex reassignment surgery really makes you a bitch”

  3. Simon

    February 18, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “You’re illiterate, aren’t you?”

  4. Puck

    February 19, 2012 at 6:01 am

    “It’s from the police… something about ‘running a house for immoral purposes’?”

  5. rochelle day smith

    February 21, 2012 at 10:54 am

    On your application you wrote “Once in Charleston” for “Sex?”

  6. rochelle day smith

    February 21, 2012 at 10:56 am

    A Dolly Parton you AREN’T!

  7. Magic Circle Jerk

    February 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Are you STILL keeping aspirin between your knees?

  8. evil lawyer

    February 21, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    “I’ll see you in my office in 5 minutes. Lose the blouse first..”

  9. Jasper K.

    February 23, 2012 at 8:47 am

    “Honestly, Bob can take the Rooker-Feldman doctrine and shove it up his ass. Oooh, nice scarf.”

  10. Charlotte

    February 24, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Let’s bill this as “.2 for shuffling papers and doing the same old shit.”

  11. Ellen

    February 24, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I am pretier then both of these women, but NOT as buxem. FOOEY! I would like to be more buxem.

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