What in the Bitter Retro Lawyer is going on here?
Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.
The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.
Last Week’s Winner
Peter Kelly submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Yes, Timmy, Daddy even kept your conception within a 6-minute billing block.”
Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.
Vector-based clip art courtesy of Shutterstock.com
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Because I am blond, men think I have nicer boobies than you.
“That sex reassignment surgery really makes you a bitch”
“You’re illiterate, aren’t you?”
“It’s from the police… something about ‘running a house for immoral purposes’?”
On your application you wrote “Once in Charleston” for “Sex?”
A Dolly Parton you AREN’T!
Are you STILL keeping aspirin between your knees?
“I’ll see you in my office in 5 minutes. Lose the blouse first..”
“Honestly, Bob can take the Rooker-Feldman doctrine and shove it up his ass. Oooh, nice scarf.”
Let’s bill this as “.2 for shuffling papers and doing the same old shit.”
I am pretier then both of these women, but NOT as buxem. FOOEY! I would like to be more buxem.