Caption This! February 24, 2012

What in the Bitter Retro Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Caption This Winner for February 24, 2012Charlotte submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Let’s bill this as ‘.2 for shuffling papers and doing the same old shit.'”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  1. Guano Dubango

    February 24, 2012 at 11:14 am

    I am not sure why I have to shake this dude’s hand. After all, I just saw him leaving the crapper without even washing his hands!

  2. Dan Martin

    February 26, 2012 at 12:55 am

    The best laid plans…Mr. Smith was on the partner track. With only a few days on the job he had already signed up a huge corporate customer with plenty of money and lots of problems. Now all he had to do is get CEO of ENRON to sign the contract

  3. Daniel K.

    March 2, 2012 at 8:43 am

    First one to scream in pain gets the windowless office.

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