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Caption This! February 3, 2012

by Bitter Staff on February 3, 2012

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this image. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Napper Tandy submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Well, my owner kept nagging me to get a job and stop laying around the house all day, so I figured I’d go to law school and, uh, so I guess I’m an attorney now.

(This week’s photo source: atomicartbeans on Flickr)

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Shaun February 3, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Your honor, this is most certainly NOT a jury of my client’s peers! In addition, we object to the witness’s testimony, as it has not been established that the Droid can technically constitute a “live” witness.

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Jason Robles February 3, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Lego my client, ok?

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Guano Dubango February 3, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Why do you American’s have this thing for these Lego’s? I prefer being interested in an attractive blow-up doll!

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Lyleslaw February 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

Are we really paying our jury consultants for this?

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Lyleslaw February 4, 2012 at 10:19 am

Objection judge! Serving the jury pizza is clearly jury tampering!

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Lyleslaw February 4, 2012 at 10:21 am

May I approach the bench your honor? Granted. Thanks judge, can you atavh my feet next to the witness.

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Yoshodra February 5, 2012 at 11:28 am

Leggo on trial; if you can’t go to the court room, create the court in your room.

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ajc February 6, 2012 at 6:40 am

A mock trial in a down economy…

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Jay Pinkert February 8, 2012 at 10:10 am

With some cases voir dire is more interesting than others.

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MPrince February 9, 2012 at 11:56 am

Watch as the prosecutor will now take apart the witness.

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Magic Circle Jerk February 9, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Wow, Cooley was serious when they promised “life-like court room experience”!

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anon February 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Bill’s study habits took a turn for the worse after that C- in Torts.

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