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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this White House dinner scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, January 24.

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20 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    January 17, 2009 at 5:32 am

    Just because I am Vice President does NOT mean I must eat these CHITTERLINGS!

  2. Alex Hump

    January 17, 2009 at 5:40 am

    You can put mustard on a hog-jowl; but it’s still a hog-jowl!

  3. BL1Y

    January 17, 2009 at 6:31 am

    Despite being at the same table, the Obamas and Bidens still manage to self-segregate.

  4. TBone

    January 17, 2009 at 7:55 am

    I kinda thought the whole White House thing would be a litte different.

  5. Dude

    January 17, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Pass the bailout, and while you’re at it, hand me the ketchup…

  6. Bo

    January 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    What the hell?  Is this what the “commoners” eat?

  7. FoSho

    January 18, 2009 at 5:45 am

    The awkward post-swing breakfast

  8. Aspiringlybitter

    January 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    See?  This is what it looked like before my rash… and this is what it looks like now.

  9. Bill Dugan

    January 18, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I know times are tough, but do we really have to schedule all State Dinners at Arby’s?

  10. ajc

    January 19, 2009 at 6:13 am

    That’s what you get for asking the Clintons about good restaurants on Penn Ave.

  11. bnbenton

    January 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    “Jill, I don’t give a sh*t what your husband got elected to do.  Just make sure he keeps his mouth shut for the next four years. And do yourself a favor and stay off Oprah’s couch!”

  12. Clearly bitter

    January 20, 2009 at 12:06 am

    As an interested Michelle Obama and a voracious Joe Biden made the most of it, the jaded president-elect couldn’t take another bite after the brief glimpse of Jill Biden’s twenty-three year old pubic hair collection.

  13. Anonymous

    January 20, 2009 at 2:52 am

    OK, Jill, we already know youre a dumb blond, so it’s not necessary for your to blather on any more about any state secrets.  And Joe, you’d better have more discretion in controlling this beeotch.

  14. Josh

    January 20, 2009 at 6:40 am

    Michelle to Jill: “Oooh girl… I know they didn’t give you sunny side up when you ordered overeasy.”
    Jill to Everyone: “This arrangement of sausage and eggs is quite sexual.”
    Obama to Joe: “I’m so glad I picked you for VP… I can’t wait to play 7 minutes in heaven with your wife in the oval office.”
    Joe to Obama: “Yeah, she is sex on a stick isn’t she… Mind if I have a go with your ho?”

  15. law drone

    January 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Ok, we are all agreed–Cheney gets short sheeted and Bush gets the itching powder in his underpants

  16. Anonymous

    January 21, 2009 at 4:54 am

    Cat Chow Mein?  I thought you said we were going out and get some pussy?

  17. Jasper

    January 22, 2009 at 7:05 am

    What, no arugula?

  18. Cosimoto

    January 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Hey Biden, for once, how about not ducking out to the Men’s room when the check comes?

  19. Snowman

    January 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Yes we can…get all you can eat pancakes

  20. Nikita

    January 23, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Can’t believe they don’t have Aunt Jemima!

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