Caption This! January 13, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Lyleslaw submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Hold on, I am about to go through a tunnel.

(This week’s photo source: Shutterbc on Flickr)

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  1. Bob

    January 13, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Hope somebody wakes me up when my first unemployment check arrives

    • Hesty

      December 12, 2012 at 6:15 pm

      After posting my oiairngl comment, I was taken to a page that had the VOTE button However, once again, upon clicking it just kept spinning, and never gave me any sort of confirmation Anyway, my vote is for #20

  2. Guano Dubango

    January 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    As long as I am “pulling an all-nighter” at work, I would like to have the cute paralegal in here with me to help me pull it!

  3. Lyleslaw

    January 13, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    In the recession, struggling law firms find creative ways to maximize billable hours from their associates, and thus, the “Practice by Osmosis” was born.

  4. Legal Fruit

    January 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

    “A birth of a lawyer”.
    Young lawyer creeps out of a paralegal cocoon.

    • Guano Dubango

      January 16, 2012 at 4:45 am

      I vote for this doosh!

  5. Mean partner

    January 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    “Our new associates also have one of the shortest commutes in the city.”

  6. Mandy Moore

    January 16, 2012 at 7:43 am

    So this is living the dream…

  7. Eurotrash

    January 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Life as an associate ….it’s like Boy Scout Camp, just with billable hours.

  8. Magic Circle Jerk

    January 17, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Man, they treat the staff well around here. Time and half and a sleeping bag? shit, last week they almost fired an associate for trying to use her yoga mat for sleeping.

  9. Legal Fruit

    January 19, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Billable sleepout

  10. Ellen

    January 19, 2012 at 9:02 am

    I would NOT sleep at work at ALL.

    Especialy with any one else!

    FOOEY on the men that want me to sleep with them. I do NOT do that. Fooey!

  11. Albert Magnus

    January 19, 2012 at 12:24 pm


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