Caption This! January 20, 2012

What in the stock image is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this stock image. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Mean Partner submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Our new associates also have one of the shortest commutes in the city.

(This week’s photo source: Shutterstock)

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  1. Magic Circle Jerk

    January 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Note to self: Hiring the Winklevoss Twins = worst idea ever. They are even more insufferable in person.

  2. Guano Dubango

    January 22, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    My manager’s pits pits really stink, but since he pays my salary, I cannot complain about the wet stank on my neck.

  3. Evil Lawyer

    January 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    “There was some question about whether our firm would hire a straight partner but I’m sure its going to work out just fine.”.

  4. Rod Thompson

    January 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Of course he can show up drunk, he’s the boss’ kid!

  5. Napper Tandy

    January 24, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Of course everything you tell me is privileged, I’m an attorney! Just make sure you tell me when something is confidential so my siamese brothers here can cover their ears.

  6. docreview allstar

    January 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    “We’re the three best friends that anyone could have, . . .”

  7. sean duesler

    January 26, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    After sharing a womb, the managing partner suggests they share a salary!

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