Caption This! January 27, 2012

What in the stock image is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this stock image. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Rod Thompson submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Of course he can show up drunk, he’s the boss’ kid!

(This week’s photo source: Shutterstock)

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  1. Napper Tandy

    January 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Well, my owner kept nagging me to get a job and stop laying around the house all day, so I figured I’d go to law school and, uh, so I guess I’m an attorney now.

  2. Nick

    January 27, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    My main practice area is Animal Law, but after my successful representation of Leona Helmsley’s pooch, I’m getting a lot more Trusts & Estates work.

  3. Guano Dubango

    January 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    With this dog head, cute face and wet nose, I think I can meet more pretty women and nuzzle into places previously beyond the realm of possibility with such women.

  4. Magic Circle Jerk

    January 30, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Well at least he’s better looking than the new HR drone we just hired….

  5. rochelle day smith

    February 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    I got my law degree at Barker’s School of Law…. I practiced any dog-gone where I please…
    Call ( 843) 555-HOWL

  6. rochelle day smith

    February 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    I do NOT look like Newt Gingrich…..I’m a gentledog and scholar……My wife is a bitch not a dike.

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