Caption This! (January 4, 2013)

the arkWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the text on Facebook.


Last Week’s Winner

sharks WINNERDaniel Gallagher submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of Shutterstock.com

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6 Comments

  1. Paul H. Burton

    January 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    But we specifically asked for an ocean-view cabin with balcony.

  2. kelli

    January 4, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    “Attorney + wife.. only two? Ah yes, ‘unclean.’ You may come aboard.”

  3. Brad Gorter

    January 4, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Hi, I’m Niles Friedman, attorney for Apple, Inc. You’re being served with a cease and desist order for infringing on the iArk patent we filed in 5000 B.C. Don’t worry, we’ve included a complimentary iPad Mini to ease the pain.

  4. Dick

    January 4, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Dont pair me up with a dog if you want me to ride that ark, Noah! I can’t take being cooped up with Stanky crotch! Give me a babe and I’ll keep her busy! We’ll be fruitful And multiply!

  5. ben

    January 4, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    I’m Jane Smith, I believe you know my attorney Mr. Libowitzski.

  6. Jane Doe

    January 10, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    The rules clearly stipulate that there must be two of everything. You, sir, are alone, and are therefore in violation of the aforementioned rule. I have with me Norma, my client, who is willing to be your plus two, should you choose to be in compliance and not have your ark repossessed.

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