Caption This! July 18-24

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this lawyer and his lady.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, July 18th.

Editors’ Pick (July 11-17):

Uncle Cletus: “Chad stole the show during the firm’s Michael Jackson tribute when he reenacted the Pepsi commercial.”

Lots of good ones this week. Well done.

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  1. Incredible Hulk

    July 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Poor Mike. How is he supposed to get anything done with that bitch always looking over his shoulder.

  2. Shady

    July 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Tired of engaging in role playing games with Coco, and what it would inevitably lead to, Brad refused to put on his cape and crown.

  3. Darin

    July 18, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Fido, it doesn’t look good.

  4. Alma Federer

    July 19, 2009 at 3:06 am

    I feel very stupid typing in responses into Bitter Lawyer for BL1Y, our little royal crapper here.

  5. TehMik

    July 19, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Finally it all made sense. Chet realized that the hallucinations were actually HELPING him solve the case.

  6. bize

    July 19, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I can not believe my mother left the family fortune to this dog.

  7. peter gubbins

    July 19, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    You won’t find anything in there. The Donald left it all to me fair and square.

  8. tomt

    July 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Paris Hilton’s lawyer.

  9. BL1Y

    July 20, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Suspecting Mario has bypassed rescuing him by using a warp whistle, the King of Grassland decides to take legal action against Larry Koopa.

  10. Ponce De Leon

    July 20, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Rich came to the bitter realization that Leona Helmsley left $12 million to this stupid dog who also must wear a crown and a cape at all times but left nothing more than $12 per hour for Rich to catch the dog’s poop.

  11. BedHead

    July 20, 2009 at 7:10 am

    At this very moment, neither Bob nor Razor is quite sure which one pooped themselves.  But both are quite sure that this conference room needs better ventilation.

  12. Pishy Wishy

    July 20, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    “Dog bite cases are tough, Duchess. My concern is that your outfit will come across as elitist to the jury.”

  13. drlove

    July 21, 2009 at 6:34 am

    The queen bitch keeps watch over her subjects

  14. sizzle

    July 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    “Surfing porn again, Tom?”

  15. Alvie

    July 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    After hours of research, Russ finally realized the case was a dog.

  16. snappy

    July 22, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Thomas and Princess pause to reflect on the life of Chihuahua, the Taco Bell dog, dead at 15 from a stroke.

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