What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this lawyer and his lady. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, July 18th.
Editors’ Pick (July 11-17):
Uncle Cletus: “Chad stole the show during the firm’s Michael Jackson tribute when he reenacted the Pepsi commercial.”
Lots of good ones this week. Well done.
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Poor Mike. How is he supposed to get anything done with that bitch always looking over his shoulder.
Tired of engaging in role playing games with Coco, and what it would inevitably lead to, Brad refused to put on his cape and crown.
Fido, it doesn’t look good.
I feel very stupid typing in responses into Bitter Lawyer for BL1Y, our little royal crapper here.
Finally it all made sense. Chet realized that the hallucinations were actually HELPING him solve the case.
I can not believe my mother left the family fortune to this dog.
You won’t find anything in there. The Donald left it all to me fair and square.
Paris Hilton’s lawyer.
Suspecting Mario has bypassed rescuing him by using a warp whistle, the King of Grassland decides to take legal action against Larry Koopa.
Rich came to the bitter realization that Leona Helmsley left $12 million to this stupid dog who also must wear a crown and a cape at all times but left nothing more than $12 per hour for Rich to catch the dog’s poop.
At this very moment, neither Bob nor Razor is quite sure which one pooped themselves. But both are quite sure that this conference room needs better ventilation.
“Dog bite cases are tough, Duchess. My concern is that your outfit will come across as elitist to the jury.”
The queen bitch keeps watch over her subjects
“Surfing porn again, Tom?”
After hours of research, Russ finally realized the case was a dog.
Thomas and Princess pause to reflect on the life of Chihuahua, the Taco Bell dog, dead at 15 from a stroke.