Caption This! (July 8, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.


  1. Dave Kozlowski

    July 8, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    It’s okay, I’m a corporate lawyer.

  2. Raja Garcha

    July 8, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    Thanks for getting me out of that jaywalking ticket.

  3. Biff

    July 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Usually it’s the law school females that are the ones that either look like they got hit with a truck or got their fill eating out a complete bakery truck. This picture looks like payback time from those now admitted legal toads against guys like us who categorically refused to hump them in law school!

  4. Priya Sinha

    July 9, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Just wait here. I’ll walk in front of the truck and you can represent the truck driver. I’ll meet you in Jamaica.

  5. Kevin Donovan

    July 9, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Hold my drink and watch me, it will be awesome.

  6. @saxguy01

    July 9, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    Unless you miraculously bring in a big personal injury case, you’re never going to make partner, Jim . . .

  7. Maureen Spector

    July 11, 2013 at 8:47 am

    I get 20 points for this one? Oh, he’s a lawyer —

  8. Mark

    July 12, 2013 at 10:44 am

    Detour or Frolic?

  9. Chrisp

    July 17, 2013 at 10:31 am

    “Stand right there and I’ll show you my retirement plan!”

  10. Zimba

    July 19, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Watch this, timing is everything…we want you seriously injured not dead

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