Caption This! June 13-19

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by Bitter Staff on June 12, 2009 in Comics

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this frequent-flying Lincoln lawyer.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 20th.

Editors’ Pick (June 6-12):



CarlJohn: “Happy birthday, defendant! If only your wife could be here. Oh, wait–that’s right…..you killed her.”

  • Honest Abe

    I am friggin President Lincoln, coming back to life to take an airplane ride, and the best you can get for me to sit next to is this blond beast?  Where are the Baywatch babes I’ve been dreaming about for the last 20 years?

  • Lincoln

    Ah, good.  The in-flight movie is starting.

  • Sharpe

    I don’t know how you may feel as a visitor, Mr. Buddicombe, but I think this is a most uncomfortable family.

  • Buddicombe

    Very uncomfortable, I have no curtain to my bed.

  • Skillet

    And no wine at the second table.

  • Lincoln

    You’ve gotta be shitting me.

  • Snowman

    Lincoln: ‘Obama gets air force one and I’m stuck in coach…’

  • LadyEsquire

    And little did the President know that John Wilkes Booth was sitting in first class.

  • TBone

    “You look familiar.  Did you go to Penn?”

  • Janie

    Are you…..oh nevermind!

  • KJ

    Stop lying to me.

  • Ponce De Leon

    This Amish dude in the tux STINKS!

  • drlove

    Emancipated Airlines’ new pitchman

  • Dustin

    Suzie! You will never guess who sat next to me on the plane from Vegas… George Washington!

  • D2

    I asked for a hot flight attendant and you sit this woman next to me!

  • nj_law

    Greetings my friends: Don’t let my presence in this assemblage of plebeians confound you. I embarked upon this voyage merely in an effort to better understand the little people and, of course, just to see how it feels. So Stay Thirsty my friends . . . THE MOST NTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

  • Anonymous

    Surprised? Well, wait until you see James and Dolly get back from joining the mile high club.

  • Peanuts

    Honestly, had these things existed in my day, I’d have ditched the law and joined the Lakers.

  • ketan

    Please turn off the fasten seatbelt sign…my suppositories are kicking in and the woman next to me can hear my intestines rumbling.

  • Honest Abe

    Well, its not first class… but it sure beats the horse and buggy!

  • Youjustgotowned

    Did I really just pay 15 bucks to check my draft of the Declaration of Independence?

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