Caption This! (June 13, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.


  1. Bill

    June 13, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    One thing you can be sure of in this law firm. Behind every door, there either is:

    (i) a male attorney who is just looking for a female for sex but has not been able to find the right woman to marry,

    or (ii) a woman attorney interested in sex who is not worthy enough for any of the men referred to in subparagraph (i).

  2. Frank

    June 14, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Behind each of these doors is a female lawyer. You have a choice. You can either walk on coals or pleasure them.

  3. Lorenzo Legal

    June 16, 2013 at 1:16 am

    We should’ve gone to medical school.

  4. Zach

    June 17, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Can you find the office with fresh poon inside?

  5. Liv

    June 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    3/4 comments are offensively sexist. Pigs.

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