Caption This! June 20-26

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this pair of goth billables.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 27th.

Editors’ Pick (June 13-19):



TIE—drlove: “Emancipated Airlines’ new pitchman.”

Lincoln: “Ah, good. The in-flight movie is starting.”

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15 Comments

  1. LadyEsquire

    June 20, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Meet Marilyn Manson’s new legal counsel. Rock on.

  2. BL1Y

    June 20, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Have you been tolchocked in the gulliver?  We’ll sue the pimsqueak real horrorshow and make him appylollyoggy to you.

  3. Dill

    June 20, 2009 at 10:19 am

    How in the heck am I going to get a look down her blouse today?

  4. FoSho

    June 20, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Two summers’ idea of dress down Friday

  5. jeffersontowit

    June 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    “Hey, Lisa, don’t forget to leave a couple loopholes in that bondage contract so we can bill some more hours on the back end when he’s tired of being whipped.”
    http://www.twitter.com/jeffersontowit

  6. Guano

    June 21, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I wonder where those lips have been?

  7. Sandi

    June 21, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I think this picture would work perfectly to advertise our firm.

  8. Schaddenfreude

    June 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

    We’re not effing vampires! We’re GOTH!!

  9. Dustin

    June 22, 2009 at 6:56 am

    New meaning to blood-sucking lawyers.

  10. Craig

    June 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Tier four law students

  11. drlove

    June 24, 2009 at 5:31 am

    How is that motion to exhume coming?

  12. Tom

    June 24, 2009 at 9:56 am

    An easy way to tell when Twilight has taken over the universe.

  13. Magic Circle Jerk

    June 26, 2009 at 11:26 am

    The first-year associates at Pantera Sepultura & Metallica LLP

  14. Ken

    June 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    That petition for Protected Class status is coming along nicely

  15. THE WI LAW

    July 1, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Oh, look… Ozzy Osbourne is sending his kids to law school.

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