Caption This! June 20-26

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this pair of goth billables.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 27th.

Editors’ Pick (June 13-19):

TIE—drlove: “Emancipated Airlines’ new pitchman.”

Lincoln: “Ah, good. The in-flight movie is starting.”

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. LadyEsquire

    June 20, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Meet Marilyn Manson’s new legal counsel. Rock on.

  2. BL1Y

    June 20, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Have you been tolchocked in the gulliver?  We’ll sue the pimsqueak real horrorshow and make him appylollyoggy to you.

  3. Dill

    June 20, 2009 at 10:19 am

    How in the heck am I going to get a look down her blouse today?

  4. FoSho

    June 20, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Two summers’ idea of dress down Friday

  5. jeffersontowit

    June 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    “Hey, Lisa, don’t forget to leave a couple loopholes in that bondage contract so we can bill some more hours on the back end when he’s tired of being whipped.”

  6. Guano

    June 21, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I wonder where those lips have been?

  7. Sandi

    June 21, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I think this picture would work perfectly to advertise our firm.

  8. Schaddenfreude

    June 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

    We’re not effing vampires! We’re GOTH!!

  9. Dustin

    June 22, 2009 at 6:56 am

    New meaning to blood-sucking lawyers.

  10. Craig

    June 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Tier four law students

  11. drlove

    June 24, 2009 at 5:31 am

    How is that motion to exhume coming?

  12. Tom

    June 24, 2009 at 9:56 am

    An easy way to tell when Twilight has taken over the universe.

  13. Magic Circle Jerk

    June 26, 2009 at 11:26 am

    The first-year associates at Pantera Sepultura & Metallica LLP

  14. Ken

    June 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    That petition for Protected Class status is coming along nicely

  15. THE WI LAW

    July 1, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Oh, look… Ozzy Osbourne is sending his kids to law school.

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