Caption This! (March 1, 2013)

deadlawyersitting2What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

desert lawyers WINNER“Young Buck” submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on

“Found ‘em! They is the last lawyers that know computers. We kill ‘em off and our secretarial jobs is secure fourever [sic]!!”

Also see the comic with Mr. Buck’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of


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  1. Kristen

    March 1, 2013 at 12:08 am

    John made the fatal mistake of asking his divorce client what she did not like about her spouse.

  2. Jennifer

    March 1, 2013 at 10:21 am

    Clients literally suck the life out of us.

    • Valerie

      March 2, 2013 at 12:13 pm

      After jumping our bones with their micro-weenies. I also wish they had sucked our lady gardens clean when we still had meat on them. Ungrateful SOBs!

  3. Howard Rubin

    March 1, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    No, I didn’t know I could lose all that weight by pacing up and down my office talking on the telphone through my headset!

    • Jill

      March 3, 2013 at 7:26 am

      If you are my ex, you didn’t starve for want of dining in my crotch. You liked that until I found you with my Aunt, eating her. And she was married you pig.

  4. Jim

    March 2, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    No, I have not really thought about retirement. Why do you ask?

  5. Deedee

    March 3, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    “Thank you for calling Windows 7 tech support..unfortunately we are receiving an unusually high number of callers today….your call is very important to us…Thank you for calling Windows 7 tech support…unfortunately we are receiving an unusually high number of callers today..your call is very important to us…Thank you for calling…..”

  6. Schwarzenasian

    March 4, 2013 at 8:00 am

    A job offer? And all you want in return is my soul?

  7. Newbie

    March 7, 2013 at 11:43 am

    “Yes, I promise to be better prepared next time you warn me that opposing counsel is a bunch of vultures.”

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