What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
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Craig: “And you thought being a lawyer was making YOU go crazy!!!”
{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }
Stop sniffing your hand in front of the jury. They didn’t get the action you did last nite.
Relax. Didn’t you read Matthew Richardson yesterday? I don’t think a jury will ever convict a black man.
Just act like I’m telling you something really serious and important. Juries love this kind of shit.
Check out the judge. One word. HOT.
Just think…Whether or not you go to jail, I’m still getting paid.
“Hey, Leroy, do me a favor, today try not to drop any ‘that’s what she said’ comments during my cross examinations.”
I dont be playing B-Ball for these guys?
I think we lost the jury when you said, “Donkey Show.”
When I yell “objection” you run.
How many times did I tell you that the judge doesn’t like orange sherbet?
No, not the brunette, the blond. In the second row. Kinda hot, right?
That bitch is going down during my cross-examination!
Is the Black guy on trial, or is he a famous basketball player. I think it is Michael Vick, though Im not sure. Anyone else know?
aw man – haven’t you heard of Tic Tacs?
Remember when I told you I graduated top 5% of my class . . . funny story . . . the website went down before I could finish my last course . . .
Young suit and tie guy: I went to Einstein Bros. Bagels this morning for breakfast. They have a great new onion bagel with garlic shmear. You want to go get one after this meeting?
Orange shirt guy: *tears up* *throws up in mouth a little bit*
Old suit and tie guy: Johnson, shut the fuck up. Your breath is making my stomach curdle.
Ok, we need to change our defense strategy. When you said you “hit that”, I though you meant that you had sex with her…