Caption This! March 16, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Mark Lawson submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “This is not what I had in mind when I said ‘Esquire.'”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Ellen

    March 16, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I am NOT going to handle any man’s weenie without RUBBER gloves on. FOOEY!

  2. Andrew M.

    March 16, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    After years of searching glass elevators, investigating imaginary escalators, and pulling invisible ropes to no avail, Pierre finally came across his long sought after albatross: the corporate veil.

  3. Dexter

    March 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Jenny from HR will now explain the performance review process to our new starters.

  4. Ben Leatham

    March 16, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Yes, Brett, we understand non-disclosure.

  5. Matt

    October 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Sacré bleu!
    Je peux lire ça!

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