What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this pass of the gavel. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, March 27th.
Editors’ Pick (March 14-20):
Snowman: “Ah yes, tier-4 law students make excellent judicial clerks.”
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Yes, Larry, I know how to handle this. It is identical to the electric joystick I bed down with every nite.
“Here, bitch, it is your time to pound the stake into the heart of the citizenry”
For 1 trillion dollars, you better do more than “stimulate” the economy.
If I had a hammer, I’d hammer out.
C’mon folks, sing along…
It is a sobering moment when a vampire hunter realizes he misplaced his cross with his gavel.
No, Senator, I can’t fit this ENTIRE gavel in my mouth. But if you meet me at my cabana, you’ll be pleasantly surprised what else I can do..
Aha ha ha…it’s MS. Speaker to you now give me the freaking gavel. LET GO!
“Let me get this straight, you will put your nuts on this podium and I can hit them as hard as I can? Freakin’ awesome!”
Hammer, don’t hurt them
No, I can’t stick this in my mouth, but I can shove it up your a**ss.
“Little did she know that it wasn’t a gavel but a meat tenderizer, and that she was being sent back to the kitchen where she belongs.”
can you say sexual tension
Batteries not included.
You think I should cook? I may be a nut cracker, but that’s the extent of my culinary skills! Now put ‘em up on the table, you eunich to be!
This photo shows Ms. Pelosi just before embarking on her bludgeoning spree that bloodied dozens of public servants in the nation’s biggest blood bath in the history of our Congress. The ordeal ended a short while later after Ms. Pelosi, dripping in blood, collapsed murmuring “Change! [blah blah blah] Hope! [blah blah blah] …”