Caption This! (March 22, 2013)

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by Bitter Staff on March 22, 2013 in Comics, Contests

torture_chamberWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

lawyer child WINNERLast Week’s Winner

Jeff Galbraith submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“Emancipation? Sure. But I hope your parents stuffed that bear with money!”

Also see the comic with Jeff’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of Shutterstock.com

 

  • Brad

    “So, you want to be an associate at S&M Law Firm, huh?”

  • Derek

    I didn’t realize Bar Association complaints were solved so . . . informally.

  • Rachel

    Student Loans: They will catch up to you, and when they do…

  • Jay D Kaputski

    Now let’s negotiate. You know contents of negotiation are inadmissible in court.

  • Vincent

    Who’s on the partnership track *now*?

  • Vincent

    It said “duces tecam!” Where are your documents?

  • Chuck Norris

    You can either settle for 10 right here, or we can get you on stage and let the people decide. Judging by the color of your skin and your perceived attitude, the folks gon cheer for 100. But, hey, the decision is yours.

  • Irena

    “All I heard for the past five years was ‘Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!’ Just wanted to tell you, my name is Andrew. “

  • Kathleen

    So, you threw yourself on the mercy of the court?

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