Caption This! (March 22, 2013)

torture_chamberWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

lawyer child WINNERLast Week’s Winner

Jeff Galbraith submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“Emancipation? Sure. But I hope your parents stuffed that bear with money!”

Also see the comic with Jeff’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of


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  1. Brad

    March 22, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    “So, you want to be an associate at S&M Law Firm, huh?”

  2. Derek

    March 22, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    I didn’t realize Bar Association complaints were solved so . . . informally.

  3. Rachel

    March 22, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Student Loans: They will catch up to you, and when they do…

  4. Jay D Kaputski

    March 24, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Now let’s negotiate. You know contents of negotiation are inadmissible in court.

  5. Vincent

    March 25, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Who’s on the partnership track *now*?

  6. Vincent

    March 25, 2013 at 10:57 am

    It said “duces tecam!” Where are your documents?

  7. Chuck Norris

    March 25, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    You can either settle for 10 right here, or we can get you on stage and let the people decide. Judging by the color of your skin and your perceived attitude, the folks gon cheer for 100. But, hey, the decision is yours.

  8. Irena

    March 29, 2013 at 12:29 am

    “All I heard for the past five years was ‘Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!’ Just wanted to tell you, my name is Andrew. “

  9. Kathleen

    March 29, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    So, you threw yourself on the mercy of the court?

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