Caption This! March 30, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

An anonymous submission won last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Don’t ask. It’s apparently an ERISA lawyer thing.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  1. Hank

    March 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

    With these glasses, I should be able to watch where my head is going, but, at the same time, won’t get my eyes all splattered if this person gets too excited and lets loose all over my head!


    March 30, 2012 at 11:38 am


  3. Magic Circle Jerk

    March 30, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    I know you wanted to get married in Brooklyn honey, but does the church REALLY require us to where these dipshit hipster glasses?

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