Caption This! March 7-13

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this judge and technology interaction.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, March 14th.

Editors’ Pick (March 1-6):

Butch Roberts: “I think we lost the jury when you said, ‘Donkey Show.’”

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  1. Alex Hump

    March 7, 2009 at 5:28 am

    But your Honor, I thought you liked it when I put my hand up your robes.

  2. Craig

    March 7, 2009 at 6:29 am

    like a caveman discovering fire …

  3. TBone

    March 7, 2009 at 6:55 am

    As long as I pretend to be looking at my my laptop, you can do whatever you want to me…

  4. Law Drone

    March 7, 2009 at 9:17 am

    “Now, here is a picture of my “junk” from a different angle”

  5. Snowman

    March 7, 2009 at 10:20 am

    So that’s how I change my Facebook status…

  6. Butch Roberts

    March 7, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Kent?  Kent’s an amateur.  I want you to study this website so you know what I expect from my staff.

  7. Witness'09

    March 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    “Ohhhh…. now I get it, it is just like double clicking a mouse.”

  8. no

    March 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Butch Roberts, That was a good one. very nice

  9. Tom

    March 8, 2009 at 10:40 am

    *Little does Judge Smith’s clerk know, but her 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video is about to be the biggest YouTube hit this week*

  10. Anonymous

    March 9, 2009 at 3:13 am

    Edna, just because you cuffed my hands to this laptop does not mean you can goose my junk with abandon!

  11. Nikita

    March 9, 2009 at 8:51 am

    “You know, my blog isn’t the only thing keeping me up at night…”

  12. Utah Reporter

    March 9, 2009 at 11:04 am

    “Now, THAT’S pornography!”

  13. T-27 Grad

    March 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Now that we’re on Judge Kozinski’s server, let’s pretend I’m the horse in that picture.

  14. LawGrrrl

    March 11, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Good news! According to, that douchebag who appeared before me this morning is getting canned next week!

  15. Idaho Grad

    March 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Wait… I thought “go over your briefs” was a euphemism.

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