Caption This! May 11, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Derek Ford submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “I’ll take a number 6 with fries and a Coke. And bill it to the Murphy file.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  1. Ellen

    May 13, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    This looks alot like a closet Nazi picuture to me. FOOEY on NAZI’s! FOOEY!

  2. Alex

    May 19, 2012 at 7:52 am

    No way I’m getting another “C” in torts – channeling Cardozo!

  3. John Rothstein

    June 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Why do I have to take this off, Your Honor? No, it is not a hat, it is the latest tool from Westlaw that beams cases right into my brain.

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  5. brokefixride

    January 31, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    No longer search the blogosphere endlessly for the latest in BUZZ worthyness.

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