Caption This! May 16-22

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this cat out of the bag.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, May 23rd.

Editors’ Pick (May 9-15):

Snowman: “Sorry Mr. President, we forgot the teleprompter back at the White House.”

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  1. Joey

    May 16, 2009 at 10:48 am

    This was the guy!

  2. Fluffy

    May 16, 2009 at 11:18 am

    So, when Ms. DeLane, an obvious prostitute, asked if you ‘Wanted a little pussy’, you thought she was referring to Mr. Jingles, your lost kitten?  Is that what you’re telling this court sir?

  3. Law Student

    May 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Here he is….the infamous cat burglar.

  4. Nikita

    May 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Is this what you mean by pussy?

  5. LawDawg

    May 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    “Now does this look like the face of an animal that could cause the horrific disfigurement the Plaintiff claims it did after the Plaintiff accidently fed it cherry flavored Pez?”

  6. John McCain

    May 21, 2009 at 10:55 am

    You didn’t realize that even your own cat voted for Obama?

  7. Lawyer to be

    May 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I recognize this witness.  I think his name is Tom.

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