Caption This! (May 22, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

2013-05-15 - caption this - winnerLast Week’s Winner

Cameron Guglielmelli submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“We’re looking for a new manager for our offshore accounts”

Also see the comic with Cameron’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of



  1. Heather Broadbent

    May 23, 2013 at 7:31 am

    At least they are throwing us at the lions and not the wolves.

  2. Adam B

    May 23, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    At least they’re not pro se liti

  3. UnemployedLawyer

    May 23, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    Welcome to my new office. Please have a seat.

  4. Dick

    May 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    When I said I was interested in getting pussy, this was NOT what I had in mind.

  5. Blueberry

    May 23, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    I think we got this.

  6. Josh

    May 24, 2013 at 7:32 am

    Just finished a consult and the clients are ready to sign. Why don’t you take this one?

  7. Lorenzo Legal

    June 16, 2013 at 1:33 am

    Shark-infested waters… lion’s den… Whatever. It’s a paycheck.

  8. Sulpicio Gayapa Gamosa Jr.

    July 2, 2013 at 8:07 am

    “They say that the senior partners get the lion’s share of the fees, while the not-so-good neophytes go to the lions.”

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